I received this book for free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

Published by Cornerstone Digital on October 9, 2014
Genres: Chick-lit, Fiction
Pages: 375
Format: E-Arc
Source: Netgalley
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A brand new very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge.
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney.
For Michelle, that time is now.
Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned.
But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it?
Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you…
This is a fun, completely fantastical novel featuring George Clooney, and has not been authorised or endorsed by the wondrous man himself.
When I saw this title – I will Marry George Clooney (… by Christmas) – I just had to laugh. I knew at that moment that would be reading this book. I loved the idea that you should follow your dreams no matter how improbable, unrealistic or unlikely it is for the dream to come true.
I loved Bloom’s previous novels so I was quite looking forward to this. But I was left with a slightly disappointed feel. This isn’t as good. There is something missing. I have to be honest there were times where I cringed at the over-the-top reactions, prehaps they were there to make the book feel like a light and frothy read.
Michelle has a lot to deal with, she works in a chicken farm and has given up her dream job to raise her daughter. But also a lot of people in the book seem to dislike her – her daughter, her mother… So Michelle decides to marry George Clooney, after all he will solve everything, won’t he?
I will Marry George Clooney (… by Christmas) was a fun feel good read. That is bonkers from start to finish!
I love the title. I’m going to check if this is available in my library.
The title is pretty amazing 🙂 enjoy!